ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,” WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
“GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.”

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE “GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY” STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR’S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
“SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU’LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!”

TRUE STORY.

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I know Kuwaitis love their mother’s cooking the most but ever wondered what people in Italy love to eat at home? I find it quite interesting to see what people everywhere eat. Sometimes the things they eat surprise me and I’m all like, “That is so not laayig!”. Anywho, I posted the pictures down there in the lovely picture viewer we so happily have been using since day one of our beloved Puddle (your welcome).

Thanks Tima.

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…vuvuzela. I know a billion other people complained before me but I can’t stand it any more! It’s like whenever there’s a moment of suspense I hear the blasted “BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” and the moment is ruined.

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One of the worlds most awaiting events is about to happen tomorrow June 21st at approximately 12:30 pm. Star Aderiod will be the brightest thing in the sky, therefore it will look as though there are two suns in the sky. This is not expected to happen again until year 2287, literally a once in a life time experience.. try not to miss it!

Update: Hoax.

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Picture this, scenario. You have a gorgeous Porsche 997 Turbo. Your kid decides to snuggle up in the driver’s seat and listen to some tunes on the radio. Why? You don’t know. All of a sudden you hear this loud crash coming from the garage. You then get on your knees and pray. Then you get up walk nervously to the garage door in your kitchen, push it open; low and behold, your $180,000 German stallion is half way out the garage door. But the garage door is still closed. The situation will look something like this…

This is just one of the worst things to ever happen to a parent. Look at the other s#!t kids do to their parents or their stuff here. S#!t My Kids Ruined.

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NSFW. And I apologize but this is kind of funny.

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Yes, fish tomatoes or I guess you can call them tomato fish both could work seeing that they are both one in some cases. I’ve been doing a little bit of research here and there about the vegetables we eat and I asked my self, “Why are all the tomatoes red, why are they so shiny and just perfect?” I looked around and read a few journals here and there. Unsurprisingly it turns out that there are a bunch of scientists who’s job is to play around with juicy tomato genes (wordplay hah!)

These people know what they’re doing! They can control everything from their maximum size to how red they can get. That’s nothing though because they also use fish genes and mix them in with those of a tomato! The reason being is that they don’t want them to freeze. Apparently a genius out there somewhere who loves tomatoes really hated the fact that his tomatoes froze when it got really cold and he couldn’t use them anymore. So he sat down and thought, “Why doesn’t the flounder fish freeze in those cold waters of the ocean?” And then I don’t know how he managed to think out a plan such as this one but this scientist (a group of them actually) thought that he can simply take the gene that helped the flounder live in those oh so freezing conditions and mix’em into our tomatoes. Low and behold the plan worked and now most of the tomatoes you get from Vons or Ralphs (I don’t know about jam3iya or chabra tomatoes) have a little fish in them.

So you vegetarians…why don’t you go get yourselves a bag of yummy tomatoes.

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The lying down game is an internet meme in which people take photographs of themselves lying down in random places. I still haven’t decided if this is pathetic or funny, I’m leaning a bit towards the funny side.

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If your sitting there refreshing your Facebook page brainlessly because you think you’ve done practically everything that can be done on the information super highway then it’s time you click the link down there or up there in the picture. I bet you’ve never seen anything like it. I certainly haven’t. Incredibox managed to create something quite addicting and as soon as I came across it, I saved it to my lovely favorite bar. Come to think of it, everything I like is on my favorite bar. I have a lot of things on that thing yet I still find what I need when I need it.

Oh and yes, Incredibox; like I said, “It’s addicting.” What  you do is just drag a beat or sound or whatever from the list of beats,rhythm and what not from the bottom of the page up onto those men in the white tshirt (then they turn black). And you just build up your beat. Give it a try.

Anywho, click the link.

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